SOUND: Skype rings once.
JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.
ZOMBIE: (Telephone Filter) Good morning, Johnny. It’s Paul Candler.
JOHNNY: Hi, Paul. What can I do for you?
ZOMBIE: (Telephone Filter) The Grouch has yet another faildox going on my identity.
JOHNNY: Yeah, that’s nothing new.
ZOMBIE: (Telephone Filter) This time The Bomber is trying to help him. It looks like they’re coordinating the doxing, but they’re going after the wrong person.
JOHNNY: Really? I’ll take a look.
MUSIC: Theme up and under.
ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …
JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!
MUSIC: Theme up to music out.
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