School Principal Bans Santa

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eujin-jaela-kim-640x480Santa’s sleigh has been put up on blocks at PS 169. In fact, if you have been worried about rampant American traditionalism or patriotism getting in the way of your child’s education, that has been stopped dead in its tracks, as well, at the Brooklyn middle school.

New York Post:

Santa Claus is banned. The Pledge of Allegiance is no longer recited. “Harvest festival” has replaced Thanksgiving, and “winter celebrations” substitute for Christmas parties.

New principal Eujin Jaela Kim has given PS 169 in Sunset Park, Brooklyn, a politically correct scrub-down, to the dismay of teachers and parents.

“We definitely can’t say Christmas, nothing with Christmas on it, nothing with Santa,” PTA president Mimi Ferrer said administrators told her. “No angels. We can’t even have a star because it can represent a religious system, like the Star of David.”

Kim, 33, did not return a call or email seeking…

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School Principal Bans Santa

Reminder of My Past Sins and Crimes

As I try to do every quarter, I post publicly my sins and crimes from my past on my blog/Twitter and Facebook accounts.

I am a convicted felon, having been convicted in Federal court of two counts of Bank Fraud for depositing checks totalling over 4 million dollars in my personal accounts at a federally insured bank and a federally insured credit union via checks sent to my by my business partner Hussein Fawaz, a citizen of Lebanon with which I was engaged in creating a business based in Kuwait to service a proposed contract with the Kuwait Ministry of Defense. I had supplied the original funding for this effort ($3.5 million USD) and the checks he sent me were repayment of that amount, supposedly from other investors. Those cashiers checks he sent me, drawn on the National Bank of Kuwait, turned out to be fraudulent. I was arrested and detained for 26 months before accepting a proffer from the US Attorney’s office to plead guilty to the two counts of bank fraud and four counts of uttering a false security for depositing said checks and trying to negotiate two others. To my knowledge, I am the only person arrested and prosecuted for this crime. I served a total of 33 months in custody, the first 26 months in a county detention facility in Kentucky, then 7 months in a minimum security Federal work camp in Pensacola Florida where I suffered a heart attack and I acquired my first five cardiac stents. This resulted in the Bureau of Prisons to declare my fully disabled and I was released to a halfway house in Tampa for the remainder of my incarceration. I was released from the halfway house to my home with an ankle monitor on house arrest after 22 days and fully released from incarceration/house arrest a month later, to begin my supervised release period of 5 years, which was successfully completed on 28 Feb of this year and I was released from all supervision a I had successfully completed my sentence and was considered a free man once again.

There used to be a Wikipedia page with all the allegation and half-truths levelled against me but that disappeared a few months ago. I used to link to that page and tell everyone to go look at it, i cannot do so any longer.

I have publicly confessed many times over, my involvement in Iraq, my deceptions and cons, the fact that years ago I ‘floated’ some checks and got caught and paid restitution and served some county jail time.

All these things, the attendant lies and sinful behaviors I have confessed to my confessors and been absolved. I have satisfied the requirements of both civil and ecclesiastical authorities regarding my sins and crimes.

Having said this I pray: Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, the sinner.

If anyone wishes more information or a deeper and more concise of my past, you are welcome to email me at for a more concise and detailed confession of my acts. I shall respond in the spirit you ask me. I know there are haters out there who will jump at the chance to further denigrate me and my family, they will be ignored.

Merry Christmas to you all.


Reminder of My Past Sins and Crimes

Legal LULZ Du Jour


Thus tweeteth the Cabin Boy™—dbr201512111512Zdbr201512111514ZLet’s see … the last time the Cabin Boy™ sued me … oh, yeah, that was the LOLsuit in the Circuit Court for Howard County. Now, how did that go?

Yeah, I remember now. Judge Kramer dismissed the suit against the out-of-state defendants because The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt had failed to serve them, and she dismissed the case against me because I was being sued in the wrong county. Now, I’m pretty sure that I told the judge that I lived in Carroll County and didn’t work in Howard County, and I didn’t lie about that.

Hmmmm.dbr201512111516ZIt must be some technicality under Acme Law that makes living outside of Howard County a form of cheating. Still, I don’t remember any sense of humiliation as a result of winning.

Perhaps I’m not the one with a progressive brain disorder.

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Derp Brain Radio Is Back

What a looney maroon!


The Cabin Boy™ is issuing demands again.dbr201512102344ZSchmalfeldt is off chasing a wild goose that he hopes will lead to evidence that Eric Johnson is the person who ratted him out to Microsoft and caused his Outlook account to be suspended. He has no evidence other than his hallucinations connecting Eric to the suspension, but facts are never an impediment to the Cabin Boy’s crackpot conclusions.

Point 1 of the list of demand is on an earlier tweet. The Cabin Boy™ demands evidence that he tweeted child porn. I can’t speak to that or to sending malware. I can provide evidence of what appears to be a use of that Outlook account for an illegal purpose—copyright theft. For example, on 24 November, 2015, at 00:32 UTC, I received an email from the account dealing with his efforts to get his book Confessions of an Undercover Internet Troll reinstated with CreateSpace and…

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Obama’s Christmas Gift to Americans

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ct-barack-obama-20151206How many of you watched Obama’s Christmas firearms clearance sale last night? This will probably be the best year for sales since Colt invented the Peacemaker.

He did give us permission to say that the horrible attack on innocent Americans in San Bernardino last week was terrorism. So that was good. But then he got down to the real reason he broke up his Sunday evening to address the American people.

Take a moment and watch as President Obama monotonously drones out conveys the real message he wants us all to hear.

Firearms safety?

You guys all know not to point a firearm at someone unless you are going to use it, right?

And never to play with a loaded gun, right?

Thought so.

So much for the Barack Obama Nefarious Genius theory.

On behalf of American gun owners, thank you Barack Obama. You are single-handedly doing what it would take…

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Obama’s Christmas Gift to Americans