Sleepless in St. Francis

The Artisan Craft Blog -- Dave Alexander & Company with David Edgren and Gus Bailey

Dave called our attention here to Bill Schmalfeldt’s latest consultation over at JustAnswer.  It is almost poignant.

Poignant, that is, until the answer smacks you right between the eyes.

Hey Bill- You want the truth?

You have probably- insert standard disclaimer re not legal advice, don’t rely, etc.- just seen Aaron Walker’s exhibit “A” to his motion for full attorney’s fees dating from the time of your question to JustAnswer to the date you drop this misbegotten flatulence of a lawsuit.

David Edgren

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LOLsuit VI: The Undiscovered Krendler News

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Heh.

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Meanwhile, in Montgomery County ….

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… Judge Mason has issued a scheduling order in Walker v. Kimberlin, et al.

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Maybe if the Question is Put a Different Way

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The answer will be something different? Maybe?

These two people are part of a gang of right wing bloggers, one of which happens to be an attorney licensed in VA and DC although he has not been employed as an attorney except as favors to friends in their blogger gang since 2012. I know his DC license gives him leave to apply for admission to the Federal Bar. But can this person consult and represent a Tennessee or North Carolina resident when he is not licensed to practice in either of those states?

I think this is like the third or fourth time the “expert lawyers” have been asked the question.

But I do understand you to say that a lawyer licensed only in DC and Virginia can represent, write briefs comma (sic) and all that other stuff but a warrior (sic) does even if his clients do not…

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Well, I’m Just Gonna Stick This Right Here

The Artisan Craft Blog -- Dave Alexander & Company with David Edgren and Gus Bailey

Bill Schmalfeldt isn’t just a liar anymore.

He’s also a plagiarist and, as we’ve all believed for a long time, almost certainly a copyright thief.  It was pretty ironic that his “Pontificator” blog post today railed against some anonymous schmo from Alpharetta who probably clicked the wrong mouse button when there was a real bad guy so close at hand.

As pretty much everyone who reads this knows, Mr. Schmalfeldt has sued in the federal district court in Wisconsin Sarah Palmer and Eric Johnson, who are represented by Aaron Walker.  I’ve been helping Aaron from time to time as a paralegal, happily working under his excellent supervision.  So today one of Bill’s filings showed up on PACER that struck an odd note as I looked at it.

No, it wasn’t the grotesque and cumbersome title.  It was a paragraph- No. 15- in the motion that sounded really coherent and well…

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Thomas A Mix is a Vile Bully #ThomasAMix

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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I’ve been informed that the Cabin Boy™ has filed another batch of … um … motions in his LOLsuit VI: The Undiscovered Krendler. All I know about them is their captions, and based on that I’m buying popcorn futures because of the spike in sales that should come when they hit PACER.

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Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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If the Cabin Boy™ ever actually reads the reply filed yesterday by the defendants in his LOLsuit VI: The Undiscovered Krendler, he should have noticed paragraphs 21 and 22.

21. The Plaintiff claims that undersigned counsel wishes to “re-litigate his years-long courtroom battle with non-party Brett Kimberlin.” Opposition to MTS ¶ 1. This is a strange accusation for two reasons. First, Mr. Kimberlin has lost four attempts to criminalize counsel’s expression and peaceable representation of clients and has lost three ordinary civil suits and two Peace Order actions. Why would counsel wish to re-litigate these victories?

22. Second, it seems that the Plaintiff is more interested in re-litigating a matter twice closed by estoppel: whether counsel assaulted Mr. Kimberlin. To attempt to rebut counsel’s evidence on this matter and the determination of two courts, the Plaintiff offers hearsay within hearsay by an unidentified writer, hearsay and hearsay within hearsay by another…

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Legal LULZ Du Jour

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IIRC, it was the Cabin Boy™ who used a declaration from Brett Kimberlin as an exhibit supporting a motion.

One does not simply lie in a declaration to the court and expect not to get burned.

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Something for the Cabin Boy™ to Ponder

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The defendants in LOLsuit VI: The Undiscovered Krendler have filed their reply to Schmalfeldt’s opposition to their motion to strike and his non-opposition to their motion for leave to file an immediate sanctions motion.

Heh.

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